Dear God, Hope this letter meets you well. If so, doxology.
I write on behalf of women who have gone ahead of us, the ones in this present generation and the ones yet unborn. I write on behalf of women who have shed blood, literally dying every month due to biological reasons.
Of a truth, everything you’ve made is beautiful and PERFECT. I don’t want to begin to sing the praises of men’s perfection…as in, have you seen the men you created? Yes, every creature is beautifully and wonderfully made but you see some of these sons of Adam? They are specially made with a touch of mint, chocolate and ghana pepper. You made them well fa! From their eyelashes to their eye brow, fine lips, beautiful head on an elegant neck, well sculptured cheekbones, with chest that looks like the Great walls of China. No shades to my fellows women, but I think men are proper carriers of your IMAGE. As in! I see your creations in different height and complexion and I say, God de create!
To now add to the fine face and structure, you now gave some voices to rival lucifer. Kilode! You see why we’ve been giving them our hearts for them to turn to kulikuli? A fine man, who can find?. I always wonder what Eve thought when she first saw Adam…with that his 6 packs? Ha! Oluwa mi o.
I am not talking about men that are competiting with pregnant women. Those ones were probably made by your angels. Mai Atafo’s tailoring creativity can not hide those ones curves. They are the ones John Legend was praising in “All of Me”, not women.
Anyways! This petition isn’t about your drop dead gorgeous sons, but you get the gist. Baba, you de create! I almost got carried away with imaginations of fine fine men. And we keep blaming Eve for loose guiding.
Anyways, moving on, can we have a review with this menstrual thing? Of all your creations, this period thing on a period (puns intended) is no longer conducive abeg. Shulai talk about the mood swing that comes with it? One minute you are happy and another minute, you are sad. One minute you are excited and another minute you are irritable.
If I can tap into your creation power lasan, instead of shedding blood every month, because apparently, it is a biological something something that comes with ability to procreate; flows will turn to water. If your Son could turn water to wine and you could make the sea turn to blood why can’t menstrual fluid turn to water.
Abi ki le feel Sir? My idea makes sense abi? Because this flowing thing…o lagbara gan ni o. To be distributing red fluid every period (puns intended) lai se Eva water.
However, if this eye-deas don’t move you, please consider the fact that our dear Big Brother, Jesus Christ, your Son already shed His blood centuries ago. Boya His shed blood should kuku cover for all these monthly flow.
Or better still, men should kuku be doing the menstruation. All that strength and muscle you gave them, they should be using it to shed blood every month abeg. We’ve carried this tradition from Eve till this present time, me think it would be a great honor for men to carry on till Jesus comes. Something tells me men are most suited for this responsibility.
Yours in Red-Flow
Ifenla.
