Ever Heard of Kogiciary? By Babafemi Ojodu

A new word has been added to the English language dictionary: “Kogicial.”

This term is derived from the word “judicial.” The Kogicial system of justice involves a judge ruling or issuing an order to restrain an accused person from being investigated or arrested by a legitimate law enforcement agency.

Richard Akinnola, an expert in Kogicial matters, informed me that this system of justice first emerged in Rivers State when a court issued a perpetual injunction against the arrest of a former governor whose wife was a judge for allegedly dipping his hand in the public till.

He has since remained protected with all law enforcement agencies in Nigeria leaving the matter to be handled by God in the hereafter.

Therefore, if you commit a crime or are accused of one, the Kogicial system is your best bet.